Today’s random twitter poem is inspired by one of my all time favorite movies “The Princess Bride” and is a fictional rendition of the aftermath when Fezzik hits hits the Albino on the head and knocks him out. This fictional poem imagines what must have been going through Inigo Montoya’s mind right after the incident occured. Isn’t it odd how out of all of those words I came up with such a specific poem, I can’t tell you how it works, it just works that way.

Thanks to the following twitter people for the 10 random words (in blue) provided today:

@shemah (unscrupulous), @RichLovatt (Simian), @purplefrogcat (purple), @Zorlone (petrified), @SaschaScarpulla (trampled), @stnmoon (message), @dodd4god (promenade), @SurfCityJay (playoffs), @mattstratton (suede), @evliving (pterodactyl)

Oh, and if you haven’t watched Rob Reiner’s The Princess Bride from back in 1987, you are missing one of the best comedy/romance/action movies ever made.

Jug Him So Hard

I just wanted to jug his memory
Now I have to figure out this allegory

You giant simian don’t be malicious
I wasn’t trying to be unscrupulous

I was trying to get my message across
and show the man who was boss

A purple bruise on his head
Thank goodness he isn’t dead

His face frozen as if he had seen a pterodactyl
Knocking him out with one hit, did show great skill

His body fallen, lying petrified
We will now need another guide

Move his body so he isn’t trampled
When he wakes up his brain will be addled

The promenade at the castle will be busy
Over crowded people make you feel dizzy

At the wedding of the princess
But, she is really in distress

The prince wearing a vest of suede
The castle guards we must evade

More guards than people at a playoffs game
If we don’t find the man in black we are to blame

So my friend Fezzik, whom I hold in high regard
Just why did you have to jug him so hard?

-Poem by Dragon Blogger


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I am a dedicated father and husband who works an IT job during the day and has as passion for blogging and poetry. I have been writing poems for more than twenty years and I write at least 1 new poem or haiku per day and publish it on this blog since it started in September 2008.

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