I was in a very energetic mood today and enjoyed creating this poem which I find to be quite humorous based on the 12 random words provided to me from twitter.  I also felt like narrating the poem so I recorded it and posted it (you can click the play button at the top of this post to listen to me reading the poem).  Thanks to all my twitter followers who played today and submitted words (in blue):

@Miragi (insipid), @grumpy79 (stressed), @reluctantaqua (energy), @coyotesqrl (inflection), @SurfCityJay (staff), @kar314 (fever), @or1gb1u3 (samurai), @azredneck (apple), @billnega (grunt), @cheth (dragon), @infohwyman , serendipity), @howelegant (neatly)

As always, if you want to play my twitter poetry game just send me a word to @dragonblogger on twitter every weekday, I look forward to creating more unique poems based from random words.

The Gifted Telemarketer

You take a bite out of the insipid green apple
Washing it down with a gulp of your Snapple
Stressed as always, wishing you could laugh
About being a grunt, just one of the company’s staff

Just as you are pondering those things
Inside your house the phone then rings
A neatly laid pitch over the phone
Serendipity can be yours something never known

The altering inflection of the persons voice
Doing its job convincing you have no choice
Sharing a few dozen reasons about how why
Without this product people would just die

Like a noble samurai cutting through an ancient evil
Or villagers rising against a dragon in a great upheaval
The enthusiastic energy drives you almost into a fever
The words spoken over the phone converting you into a believer

For a small price of nineteen ninety nine
Your life can go from boring to fine
Think of all that you can construct
Just from owning this fine product

-Poem by Dragon Blogger


If you enjoyed t his poem, Subscribe to my poetry via Email:


You can also check out Dragonblogger.com Technology and Entertainment Blog or Personal Blog


Written by dragonblogger (653 Published posts)

I am a dedicated father and husband who works an IT job during the day and has as passion for blogging and poetry. I have been writing poems for more than twenty years and I write at least 1 new poem or haiku per day and publish it on this blog since it started in September 2008.

Follow dragonblogger on Twitter @dragonblogger


{Tags: , , , , , , , , }