10 Feb 2010

Termination is about an employee who was discovered performing nefarious activities and terminated from his place of employment. It was crafted with 15 random words (in blue) provided by today’s twitter players:
@rembeatz (Management), @coryzone (impossible), @GarbageManBrian (stopwatch), @GeB0i (blithe), @Jan_Geronimo (buzz), @AttilaBS (allocate), @stevejclark (expectorate), @HarleyQuinnAA (Intergalactic), @mrscwin (Kleenex), @SurfCityJay (mitigation), @anefallarme (expired), @Ileane (Thundersnow), @hammyhavoc (Multifarious), @pauldsimpson (stupify), @JamesBlackLive (hibernation)

You can listen to the poem read aloud here:

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or instead, just read the poem below:

Termination

Impossible management thundersnow confrontation
abject failure to instill blithe mitigation

An ominous leader with claims you cannot deny
he lays down the charges attempting to stupefy

heart ticking like an expired stopwatch
sweat beading from head to your crotch

multifarious embezzlement and grand extortion
judgement rendered of intergalactic proportion

they allocate a sentence, prompt termination
this career is now in permanent hibernation

hacking expectorate in a protest this way
Kleenex picked up as he bids you “Good Day”

you buzz out of the office for the last time
as you ponder the costs of your ways of crime

-Poem by Dragon Blogger

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Random Twitter Poem For January 29th

Audio Poetry, twitter poems

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29 Jan 2009

I actually read this poem aloud and included the audio at the top of the post.

Todays twitter poem came together quite unexpectedly and turned into a creative poem about a person whose job is to track sharks.Â I was thinking of Discovery Channel and Shark Hunters when I wrote the poem which consisted of 10 random words (in blue) from the following followers:

@coyotesqrl (ferocious), @SurfCityJay (job), @danielklotz (cable), @blm03 (cold), @wizzardsblog (yoda), @BlazingMinds (industry), @shaboom (plums), @Dr_Dalek (wasteland), @rockalong (zeal), @summerbreeze80 (expropriator)

Tagging The Shark

Diving off the ship with nerves of steel
His task at hand and done with zeal
The ocean water he was about to feel

The vast blue sea so very grand
The furthest thing from a wasteland
There he spotted his target just as planned

Still holding the cable line
A cold chill running up his spine
Just when he thought he would be fine

A ferocious beast of fin and teeth
That swam under him, just beneath
Chum floating around him like a wreath

Simply a job, just tag and run
Terror swept over him as he aimed his gun
Icy cold waters, his nerves nearly undone

This industry is like no other you would concur
Hoping for calm like Yoda the Jedi master
To avoid what could be a huge disaster

Little darts shot through the dark
Finding the path to their mark
The dorsal fin of the great white shark

They were amazingly accurate shots
Hitting exactly the right spots
The color of plums little rubber dots

As if the monster were an expropriator
His life almost taken for being an invader
He would board the ship sooner or later

Tagging sharks is scary and dangerous work
He tugs on the cable then with a jerk
But the scenery and wonder is quite a perk

-Poem by Dragon Blogger

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