Culinary Disaster – Random Twitter Poem for July 15th

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15 Jul 2009

Today’s random twitter poem is about a chef presenting a creation that was supposed to bring him fame and greatness, only to realize he made the dish too spicy and instead was embarrassed. This poem inspired by the 11 random words (in blue) provided by my twitter followers below:

@ryjr (immortality), @KathrynVercillo (miscellaneous), @DVDsnapshot (crocodile), @CelebritiCat (sybaritic), @numbnuggets (diaphoresis), @shemah (gourmet), @jeremylewit (trenchant), @AnnEvanston (eucalyptus), @filigreegirl (disgruntled), @dreamsvapor (trepid), @katheesue (predicament)

Culinary Disaster

What was supposed to have sybaritic flavor
a trenchant gourmet treat for all to savor
that would bring immortality to your cuisine
instead became as toxic to your career
as a eucalyptus leaf is to ingest
trepid disappointment leaving you angrier
than a disgruntled crocodile now
as customers suffer from diaphoresis
from the multitude of miscellaneous peppers
a predicament, now causing their mouths to gape
as they start demanding water and drinks
you realize your dish was too spicy
and embarrassment and shame
are your lasting friend

-Poem by Dragon Blogger

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