You’ve Got Mail – Random Twitter Poem for May 27th

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27 May 2009

Today’s random twitter poem is inspired by the words provided and the fact that I get junk email several times a day for various “vegetables” namely blueberries that grow to enormous size in a matter of days and produce 5 pints per week. So here is my junk email poem, thanks to the following twitter followers for the 13 random words (in blue) today. @lejonprime sent me 2 words, so I included both of them.

@lejonprime (divinity) & (dilatant), @MichaelVrijhoef (exclusiveness), @filigreegirl (vegetables), @JessicaSieghart (Glee), @RemBeatZ (notifications), @Zorlone (sprites), @Jan_Geronimo (dissimulation), @purplefrogcat (peach), @RustlersRooste (cowpoke), @KnightDiver (optimistic), @shemah (neglect), @conradtheart (enthusiasm)

You’ve Got Mail

Funny sprites blinking on the screen
Blinking their little notifications at me
As if what they had to say, were filled with glee

Vegetables that could grow in a week or less
The exclusiveness of this attractive offer
All had for a few pennies from your coffer

Cowpoke dilatant trying to pander a product
Optimistic enthusiasm that a peach tree is divinity
As if it were blessing from the holy Trinity

The message does neglect to inform you
The product itself is complete dissimulation
Should you buy it, you will only end up in frustration

-Poem by Dragon Blogger

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