Kitten Hunts – Random Twitter Poem for Jan 8th
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08 Jan 2010
Kitten Hunts is a whimsical rhyming poem about a kitten hunting in a garden. It was inspired by the 14 random words provided (in blue) by the following twitter followers:
@GeB0i (follow), @SurfCityJay (kitten), @Kristen_Howe (reflections), @PottyMouthCon (Shillelagh), @ptaylor98 (mystery), @Robbie42601 (Iona), @filigreegirl (finch), @AttilaBS (eclipse), @KathrynVercillo (pistachios), @donpower (fire), @DaveLair (radish), @DaneBlogger (x-factor), @Oneunder2001 (frugal), @saurabhgolu91 (design)[powerpress image="http://www.wandererthoughts.com/images/wandererthoughts300.jpg"]
Kitten Hunts
A radish garden in Iona, where plant and dirt align
beetles no bigger than pistachios crawl, to nature’s grand designReflections in the eyes of an eager hunting kitten
mystery of finch and bug, looking to get bittenEach X-factor critter more intriguing than the rest
worth a follow for a while, until he comes upon the nestA shadows eclipse as he begins the silent crawl
fire of a frugal chase that risks ending in a sprawlShillelagh paws reaching for their tiny mark
a feline hunter, as deadly as a sharkSwooping in with shrieking calls and feathers flash
the startled kitty makes a splashDefeated this time with wounded pride
he runs, to find a place to hide-Poem by Dragon Blogger
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Feeding A Toddler – Random Twitter Poem for September 23rd
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23 Sep 2009
Today’s humorous poem is dedicated to parents everywhere who have tried to get a picky kid to eat. This poem was inspired by the 9 words provided (in blue) by the following twitter followers:
@RobinJP (colorful), @concisionflux (aardvark), @RemBeatZ (cherub), @purple_froggy (bonehead), coffeetablepoet (perjure), @waynejohn (orange), @santasdevil (soggy), @kateblogs (sagacious), @filigreegirl (tchotchke)Feeding A Toddler
Picking up the spoon gingerly
as if it were some sort of tchotchke
toddler with a cherub like face
studying the food like a sagacious sleuth
playing with the texture at first
reacting as if some bonehead cooked this
and it were aardvark instead of chicken
a putrid colorful rotten soggy orange
and your praise of its flavor and taste
were nothing more than desperate perjure
your pleas fall on deaf ears again
just another dinner evening it seems
trying to feed a toddler-Poem by Dragon Blogger
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Dinner Mishap – Random Twitter Poem for August 13th
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13 Aug 2009
Today’s poem is about an old man dining alone with his dog and having a catastrophe at the dinner table, it is a comical poem meant to amuse. Random twitter poem today included 15 random words (in blue) submitted by the following twitter followers:
@franscud (halcyon), @planetjefferson (fossil), @concisionflux (unthreatened), @jemfyr (haberdashery), @nitinbarman (innocuous), @anefallarme (murderous), @alieninwhite (blood), @aGEEKspot (meatball), @R_Arblaster (maelstrom), @tocco (poodle), @AnnEvanston (reliability), @filigreegirl (briolette), @SashaSabbeth (light), @mikki_fit (officious), @MichaelVrijhoef (ventripotent)
Dinner Mishap
My life stood still
by a single innocuous
murderous meatballA light maelstrom,
blood like sauce
stained my briolette necklaceOfficious halcyon ventripotent poodle
unthreatened, helping herself
to the haberdashery of foodCall it clumsiness,
an elderly fossil fumbles
a light slippery forkBut always count on
the reliability of your dog
to help clean up the mess-Poem by Dragon Blogger
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Who Will Make Coffee? – Random Twitter Poem for June 30th
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30 Jun 2009
Today’s random twitter poem called “Who Will Make Coffee” is another comical poem that consisted of 10 random words (in blue) provided by the twitter followers below:
tolting is a type of Icelandic horse, Finnimbrun is a synonym for “knick-knack” to help you with reading the poem.@KathrynVercillo (coffee), @azredneck (volunteer), @Rinari (recovery), @shemah (stalker), @Oneunder2001 (tolting), @santasdevil (diversion), @JenaIsle (incineration), @DaveLair (Finnimbrun), @numbnuggets (raptor), @SpaceAgeSage (jugular)
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Who Will Make Coffee?
A volunteer arrives
eager for the diversionhot scalding water
flowing through its jugularFinnimbrun machine tolting
coffee grinds near incinerationlike a stalker waiting
we all snatch our cupsgrabbing the pitcher
like a raptor takes preywe intake our daily dose
as we make our recoveryfrom the fatigue of our toils
and an endless supply of work-Poem by Dragon Blogger
Perfect Sandwich – Random Twitter Poem for May 20th
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20 May 2009
Today’s poem made me very hungry after I wrote it, probably because I wrote it before lunch rather than after lunch. Amazingly the poem starts off quite dark and ominious as if something bad is going to happen, but quickly reveals it was all just a craving and obsession to eat the perfect sandwich. 14 random words today (in blue), thanks to the twitter followers who played today:
@evliving (spigot), @SurfCityJay (energize), @ElyssaD (repulitard), @Sweetnote (alliteration), @Zorlone (tarantula), @santasdevil (redemption), @jmbuckingham (kismet), @Catherine1016 (insistence), @blm03 (sick), @RemBeatZ (collection), @purplefrogcat (flooding), @anefallarme (farm), @SteveBelt (sexy), @tonyknuckles (substantiate)
Perfect Sandwich
Repeating alliteration in your mind
superbly savage sick sexy seduction
thoughts only energize and substantiate your intent
unbottled kismet, like a spigot pulled from cask
or a tarantula stalking its prey on a farm
with less tact than the most lowly repulitard
emotions flooding over you as approach
the collection of meats, cheeses and bread
rising to your lips, at your mouth’s insistence
flavors coalescing over your tongue
redemption and tranquility stand as oneThat is the perfect sandwich
-Poem by Dragon Blogger
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