14 Oct 2009

Today’s twitter poem Virtual Celebrity is a mockery of online success and those who would count twitter followers as being successful. Thanks to the people who submitted the 17 random words (in blue) today:
@shonie1966 (acoustic), @Zorlone (congratulations), @lovenunrg (eunuch), @kathysperlbell (arbitration), @anefallarme (twitterlebrity), @hectica (hypersensitized), @CelebritiCat (ardently), @Piratelover22 (glistening), @NixieKitty (peace), @celestemj (beef jerky), @JenaIsle (endometrium), @TrinaMb (infectious), @deborah3756 (sensuous), @filigreegirl (falafel), @Jemfyr (spotted), @shaboom (indubitably), @SockGrams (Roaming)

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Virtual Celebrity

A falafel with a toast of champagne
as you celebrate in lone solitude
indubitably reaching twitterlebrity
words spotted roaming the world on wires
like sensuous infectious acoustic vibrations
hypersensitized blather begging for arbitration
ardently crafted calls for glamorized peace or war
glistening online like an oily beef jerky
cured from the meat of a eunuch cow
joining the ranks of those who came before you
purveyors of innumerable options and quotations
spams and pitches birthed from a diseased endometrium
congratulations are in order this evening

-Poem by Dragon Blogger

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Salon Heroes – Random Twitter Poem for May 18th

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18 May 2009

For today so many great words came in, and I felt like crafting a comical poem using such powerful words as suffering, achieve, equality, then the word haircut came in and I thought why not create a mocking poem about people complaining about bad haircuts. Today’s poem contained 13 random words (in blue) provided by the following twitter followers:

@SusanBerland (equality), @ambassador1O1 (achieve), @ElyssaD (crap), @Catherine1016 (Suffering), @anefallarme (regret), @lejonprime (palaver), @neobluepanther (heroes), @Zorlone (skookum), @shemah (haircut), @imjstsayin (nifty), @NaturalHealth4u (nature), @martinhagvall (international), @evliving (unresponsive)

Salon Heroes

Facing the enemy complaint
nothing styled or cut right
at first they were unresponsive
now, barber heroes hold palaver
hoping to achieve equality and uniformity
and put an end to regret and suffering
of what is surely an international crisis
one called a crime against nature
seeking a nifty skookum of all solutions
ending all the crap disappointments
and complaints that have happened
from having a simple thing go wrong
known as the bad haircut

-Poem by Dragon Blogger

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