False Promotion – Random Twitter Poem for July 2nd

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02 Jul 2009

Today’s poem is a social media mockery in my opinion and lampoons anyone in social media promoting crap, I believe in promoting good valued products but there is way too much junk out there. Thanks to the following twitter followers for the 14 random words (in blue) today:

@Owl311 (algebra), @R_Arblaster (monetization), @AnnEvanston (#MrsSlocombesPussy), @RobinJP (patriotic), @babyfuzz (permeate), @Zorlone (tabernacle), @KathrynVercillo (fantasy), @santasdevil (justice), @chaotic_barb (random), @JamesBlackLive (dances), @rockalong (Jobbernowl), @stnmoon (limit), @jmbuckingham (challenge), @jeremylewit (specify)

False Promotion

Algebra calculations cannot deduce
what people would do for monetization
pandering, promoting, social geeks
as if to permeate some patriotic need
joining the latest #MrsSlocombesPussy trend
competing in a social media fantasy challenge
worshiping in the Internet tabernacle
where promotion dances with no limit
for a site without substance
barely an original random idea
one that would specify something you should own
slogan fed by a jobbernowl who knows no justice
for the falsehood he promotes
as he strives for social media nirvanna

-Poem by Dragon Blogger

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